Monday, 31 October 2011

I Had A Flat Today

So my car broke down a few days ago and I thought it would only be fit to write a little tribute.

This is the original copy of the song, re-written by me and me only.
Please sing in melody of "I Want It That Way":

You are my tire
Punctured, on fire
I threw you away
'Cause I had a flat today.

But we got on the road
To go get a load
Of things for my birthday
But I had a flat today.

Tell me why?
Ain't nothin' but a spike strip
Tell me why?
Ain't nothin' but a bad trip
Tell my why?
I never go that way
'Cause I had a flat today.

I am your driver
I set you on fire
Yes I know it's too late
'Cause I had a flat today.

Tell me why?
Ain't nothin' but the dumpyard
Tell me why?
Ain't nothin' but an old car
Tell me why?
I only wanna burn you away
'Cause I had a flat today.

Now I can see that your falling apart
From the way that you used to be, my car
No matter the distance I want you to go
You're going to breakdown on me

"You are now fired"
I punctured my tire
You are, you are, you are, you are...

Tell me why?
Ain't nothin' but a bad road
Tell me why?
Ain't nothin' but a wide-load
Tell me why?
I'm so glad that you broke down today
'Cause I crashed you anyway
'Cause I crashed you anyway...

Thank you.

8 comments:

  1. Yes it is :P thanks for reading!

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  2. Very nice! I actually sang it out and had my colleagues stare at me - since I am the boss they'll just have to reserve the 'gay' song jokes for after I leave.

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  3. doooood!its pretty hilarious man!!:D

    -angie

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  4. Haha thanks everyone!! Might do a few more now.
    I might be the next Weird Al and all.
    Very inspiring your encouragement is!

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  5. hahahahaha...that was nice...
    reminds me of my school days when I used to fit in "Om jai jagdish" the aarti on the melody of smack that by Akon.
    :p

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  6. LOL! Nice work, Bharucha :)

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